- I hereby declare the Super-Fatwa around the world:

Islam is nor allowed anywhere in the Universe. Muslims are to put in jail. Beard is against Allahs will. Muhammed is a forbidden name. All Islamic cuntries are to be converted to parking-lots. All oil in Muslim country is the property of Israel.
/End of Fatwa.

- Hmmm... in light of the recent Supreme Court decision, isn't this Imam's "fatwa" a violation of U.S. law forbidding providing aid and comfort to the enemy?